David
Banks |
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“Banksy”
- Centre Forward - top goal scorer this season with
30. In great form, would deserve a winners medal
after an excellent contribution this season. |
Richard
Bell |
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“Belly”
- Midfield - A different class when fit, beats players
for fun - never passes mind you! |
Robert
Doyle |
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“Rib-breaker”
- Started as a midfielder before winning many accolades
for his centre back performances - Got married in
Vegas recently. Good Luck Rob! |
Graeme
Duff |
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“Duff”
- Attacking Midfielder - holder of the title “scorer
of the worst hat-trick ever”. One to find the
yellow colour of the referees notebook to his liking. |
Stewart
Duff |
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“Duffers”
- Goal Scoring Midfielder - known to grace the referees
note book from time to time - another candidate
for player of the season - great work rate in games. |
Tony
Ecuyer |
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“The
Gaffer” - Centre Back - Manager and old man
of the team, successfully led the team to last 32
of the county cup, potential double season was on
the cards - most successful year. Could be his last
year! (If Linda has anything to do with it). |
Dean
Fox |
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“Sicknote”
- full back - currently injured - always injured,
no one remembers if he is any good it was that long
ago that he played - now seems to be team photographer!
Although injured always supports the team and has
created the official team website. |
Darron
Howard |
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“Welsh
silver fox” - keeper (reserve) - not called
into action this year - too busy refereeing other
leagues. |
Scott
Hunter |
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“The
Rock” - Centre Back - club captain - although
has spent half the season playing with balls in
Thailand! |
Pete
Morrison |
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“Pedro”
or the “turtle” - Midfielder - more concerned
with the style of his boots than the game - been
an ever present in the second half of the season
- potential player of the year. |
Jon
Pace |
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“Pacey”
- ever-present keeper - claims to have 2 broken
ribs but the doctors couldn’t get close enough
to check. Not called into action much this season
thanks to a great defence. |
Lee
Parker |
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“Parker”
- Full back - blessed with pace (not!) - record
goal tally this season with three! Quality defender. |
Sandy
Robertson |
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“Jock”
- Midfielder - Only came into the side in the second
half of the season but some inspiring performances
have helped keep the team on track for the double,
Player of the season last year. |
Damian
Rushton |
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“Damo”
- full back - always late but scored the most important
goal of the season so far - last minute winner v
Newman. Not that he would let you forget. Also the
happiest player ever to grace a NU shirt! |
Tim
Russell |
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“Fabio”
- Utility man of the team - Has played in every
position bar keeper this term! Glad he’s cut
his hair this year! |
Tim
Smith |
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“Smithy”
- Centre Forward with pace - (as opposed to Banksy
who has none), Been having trouble hitting a barn
door from six yards this year. Thinks of himself
as a bit of a ladies man but like with most things,
he’s having trouble getting it in!! |
Martin
Steer |
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“Steerie”
- The midfield general - set up the team 5 years
ago. Lacking his usual goal scoring form this year
but continues to light up the midfield. |
Gareth
Walker |
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“Gazza”
- Defender - turns up occasionally when S Club 7
aren’t on TV - quality defender. |
Gary
Wilson |
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“Wils”
- Full back - Had another good year but yet to score
in an NU shirt! - known to moan a bit at other players!
“midfield is never doing its job!” |
Ian
Woods |
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“Tiger”
- Full back - Lost all his pace this term due to
being in Pulse every other night. |
